I've realized lately that I am a little fish in a big pond and, sadly, sit at rock bottom on the food chain, but I'm not going to let that get me down.
After all, if 16x16px, hands-optional emoticons can wield huge bloody chainsaws ( :chainsaw: ), why can't fish? And if that chainsaw shorts out underwater, and I'm too shrimpy and slow to revenge myself personally on those big fish bullies, there will always be sushi bars ( :sushi: ) with plates on conveyor belts.
I may be a guppy, but I'm chock full of Omega 3s, and I'm not afraid to use 'em. So watch out, sea! There's one more fish coming your way, and she's no one's lunch.